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To: conservativecorner

How close is it to Uranus? *snicker, snicker*


3 posted on 04/01/2005 11:37:15 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: TheBigB

Is that the planet with hair around it?


7 posted on 04/01/2005 11:40:39 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What do you call being denied food and water until you're dead?)
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To: TheBigB
This is Uranus...


14 posted on 04/01/2005 11:47:47 AM PST by Drango (Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?)
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I'm shocked it took 3 posts.


15 posted on 04/01/2005 11:47:58 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: TheBigB

Close enough to keep the Klingons off of it.


31 posted on 04/01/2005 11:56:11 AM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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"How close is it to Uranus?"

I can't hear anybody say Uranaus any more without laughing. I'm not laughing at the word anymore, I'm laughing at the fact that it has become the punch line of every "space/planet" joke being made. I just can't help it.

I was with some co-workers a few weeks ago and this woman, thinking she's being half cute and half profound, says, "So, if women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where do gay people come from?"

Of course I immediately said "Uranus!" Beer was spewed everywhere.


39 posted on 04/01/2005 12:53:04 PM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: TheBigB

If my math is correct, that planet is further from its sun than pluto is from the sun... and if that's visible, chances are there may be class M planets in that system not visible to our current imaging capabilities.....

Mr. and Mrs. Cochrane need to get busy to have Zephram get born....


43 posted on 04/01/2005 4:23:02 PM PST by Schwaeky (TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE---IMPEACH THE WHOLE JUDICIAL BRANCH)
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