[avg_freeper]

The audio, by the way, is hilarious.

[MEGoody]

The BK 'customer' was obviously from DU.

[timtoews5292004]

Bravo to the dispatcher for telling this whiney soccer mom to act like an adult.

[Cobra64]

Reminds me of this Carson piece:


Webb: "This is the City. Los Angeles, California. Some people rob for pleasure. Some rob because it's there. You never know. My name's Friday, I'm a cop. I was working the day watch out of Robbery when I got a call from the Acme School Bell Company. There'd been a robbery."
Carson: "There's been a robbery."
Webb: "Yes sir, what was it?"
Carson: "My clappers!"
Webb: "Your clappers?"
Carson: "Yeah, you know, those things inside a bell that makes them clang?"
Webb: "The clangers?"
Carson: "That's right, we call them clappers in the business."
Webb: "A clapper caper."
Carson: "What's that?"
Webb: "Nothing sir. Now, can I have the facts? What kind of clappers were stolen on this caper?"
Carson: "They were copper clappers."
Webb: "And where were they kept?"
Carson: "In the closet."
Webb: "Uh huh. You have any ideas who might have taken the copper clappers from the closet?"
Carson: "Well, just one. I fired a man. He swore he'd get even."
Webb: "What was his name?"
Carson: "Claude Cooper"
Webb: "You think he'd..."
Carson: "That's right. I think Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers. Kept in the closet."
Webb: "You know where this Claude Cooper is from?"
Carson: "Yuh. Cleveland"
Webb: "That figures. That figures."
Carson: "What makes it worse, they were clean."
Webb: "Clean copper clappers."
Carson: "That's right."
Webb: "Why do you think Cleveland's Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?"
Carson: "Only one reason."
Webb: "What's that?"
Carson: "He's a kleptomaniac."
Webb: "Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?"
Carson: "My cleaning woman, Clara Clifford."
Webb: "That figures. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now, is that about it?"
Carson: "One other thing."
Webb: "What's that?"
Carson: "If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers kept in the closet..."
Webb: "Yes?"
Carson: "I'll clobber him!"

[Bella_Bru]

The 911 operator was on KROQ during Kevin & Bean a week ago. She said the woman was nuts.

[agrace]

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

LOL!

[woofie]

What do they mean this is not a criminal matter?

[clyde asbury]

No..

This 'No' at the end is the funniest part of the call. After all that, she still isn't happy.

As for authenticity, another forum at DSL reports.com has comments from dispatchers about the call's length which indicate it probably is legitimate.

[Larry Lucido]

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He hung up on her! Insensitive bastard!

[RushCrush]

I'm going to call 9-11 the next time I see one of those new creepy Burger King commercials. That Burger King dude gives me nightmares!

[mel]

This reminds me of the Cable lady

[mel]

This reminds me of the Cable lady

[Leatherneck_MT]

bump for later read and listen, this is hilarious.

[IdahoNative]

bump for later read and listen

[freepatriot32]

here is the employee that made her hamburger they sent a 60 minutes film crew in to get footage of his work day http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/burgerking.swf

If this lady doesnt watch herself they will sick the subservient chicken on her http://www.subservientchicken.com

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