Burger King 911 Call

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[avg_freeper]

I've been a little out of the loop over the past few months so this might of already made the rounds here.

But for those of you that need a bit of humor today here's the transcript. (you can find the audio at the above source link)

Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.^*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.

Woman: No....

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[Prophet in the wilderness]

Maybe if we were to do a study, that kind of attitude is prevalent in most soccer moms and dads.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

I guess this nutty self centered woman will go to her legislators, and have new laws passed to force the police to respond to every call to people who have not gotten their Hamburger order wrong.
That is typical of Dems/Libs thinking and rational.
Is it any wonder that our country is going down the slippery slope on a hand basket ?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

How about the one about the woman calling the (either?) the tow truck company or the auto mechanic garage ?

[Prophet in the wilderness]

lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man, that was to good, I got tears in my eyes now from laughing so hard.
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Safetgiver]

LOL! I was just thinking of that. "Well, do I get the MFin' deer or does the dog?"

[IdahoNative]

bump for later read and listen

[clyde asbury]

Is it any wonder that our country is going down the slippery slope on a hand basket ?

** Metaphor alert **

[tame]

this reminds me of that episode of MONK (the detective) in which Monk calls 911 and screams for them to send officers because the little boy Monk is looking after had a bowl movement, lol!

[freepatriot32]

here is the employee that made her hamburger they sent a 60 minutes film crew in to get footage of his work day http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/burgerking.swf

If this lady doesnt watch herself they will sick the subservient chicken on her http://www.subservientchicken.com

[itsLUCKY2B]

LOL

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