Here's my advice, Tex.
The challenge to Skinner? Bad idea.
But that doesn't mean give up. In fact, attack in two directions. Send this material (and a copy of the "Which is worse, 9/11/01 or 11/3/04" thread) to Stars and Stripes. Send all your new DUmmie pen pals a link to the DUmmie Funnies. Heck, throw in the latest Caption-A-Rama too! Just a link and nothing else in the email. You'll hear their heads pop off...
I'm gonna forward the e-mails to my personal computer then give them the link to the DUmmie Funnies and thank them for their support of the military.