[Diogenesis]

My pet monkey would have fared better than Jeb.
Wouldn't have ADVERTISED to the hostile other side first, either.

She probably would have thrown some sh&T at the other side, too.

[TheForceOfOne]

My pet monkey would have fared better than Jeb.

Bring me this monkey you refer too, That is one hell of a monkey. Did you name it Bubbles?

[freecopper01]

Okay!

Your missive got a good laugh!

And she probably would HAVE done a better job!