Licorice: "Another DUH headline or two from the Widow Heinz's TV."
More "DUH" Headlines:
Hitler Was an Anti-Semite, Historian Reveals
Official KGB Records Show That Stalin Was a Commie
The Pope Really Is Catholic, Experts Say
MIT Professor: Pigs Really Can't Fly
Symposium Determines that Napoleon Was Very Short
"Henry VII Was Extremely Overweight": Oxford Dean
Licorice: "Another DUH headline or two from the Widow Heinz's TV."