ANDRE LENOGE: "Where is Congress? Where are the Senators?
Nobody knows. Their chambers are empty. No one is there.
There has only been only one case like this in all of American history.
That was Roanoke Island [North Carolina] in 1587 when everyone disappeared. Every man, woman and child.
Hope is dimming for the missing residents of the US Congress
but .... there is word carved on the wall of the Senate Chamber, "Croaton".
No one knows what it means. Maybe its a place favored for pork? No one knows.
But I do know one thing. Congress will ALL need to be replaced in the next election."
Senators (in Unison): "We are sorry Judge Greer. We are sorry Judge Greer. We will give you what you want.
We are so sorry Judge Greer. Please take our respect and our children.
Starve them. Cremate them. Feed them to your seeing-eye dogs. Oh Judge Greer, we worship you."
Judgenfuhrer Greer: "April Fools. The US Congress is finished.
It is March 30th and we have proven that the US Congress
is NOTHING but a clot of inept and weak pussies
writing subpoenas not worth a bucket of warm spit.
18 USC Section 1505 - I urinate on it. Title 2 of the US code, I deficate on it."
"Pound sand, MM. Your heart and mind are twistetd."
Oh, your brilliant riposte has pierced me to the heart. I am humbled by your extreme wit. I shall repair to the yard and take up my cudgel and pound away. Feh!
Congress is bent over.
Gov. Bush is bent over.
Judges are behind them, giving it to them, and they're not willing to get up and say "no".
I know a lot of us here have worn a lot of virtual shoe leather working on this case. Some of us have been working at it for years. Calling, emailing, donating, posting dozens of links and articles, trying to get the word out and correct the misdisinformation.
I don't know what to do right now except pray that God have mercy on our country.
For a second there I thought you'd abandoned your TV miniseries book cover. Guess not.