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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..
Reptile-worthy, sez I!

PING to the REPUBKLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list! What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It’s neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs—unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for—the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

9 posted on 03/30/2005 11:50:34 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: TheBigB

My dad could have made a fortune, he would give my brother and myself pops for the slightest reason.


12 posted on 03/30/2005 11:52:28 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TheBigB

22 posted on 03/30/2005 11:56:53 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: TheBigB

Perhaps all those "naked pyramid" activities at Abu Ghraib were meant to help the detained enjoy their time there.


32 posted on 03/30/2005 11:59:04 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: TheBigB
REPUBKLICAN

Thakt's easky fokr yoku tko saky.

38 posted on 03/30/2005 12:02:53 PM PST by martin_fierro (Fierro-san)
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To: TheBigB
"Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite."

Well, B, I want to stay healthy, sexy, and thin...so LINE UP AND CRANK UP THE SPANKING MACHINE...I'm comin' through...TWICE. ;-)

52 posted on 03/30/2005 12:11:00 PM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: TheBigB
Have you been bad?


60 posted on 03/30/2005 12:17:18 PM PST by OSHA (Beware! For they have discovered DEATH in the Constitution and have enshrined it into law.)
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To: TheBigB

Please add me to your Republican Reptile ping list. Thanks.


92 posted on 03/30/2005 1:04:39 PM PST by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: TheBigB

Of all days to miss my pings.

I needed this thread! lol


122 posted on 03/30/2005 11:11:15 PM PST by Trinity_Tx (Since Oct 9, 2000) (**From Buckhead to this in 6 months. That's one helluva FReefall.**)
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