Present Dan Rather voice greeting: "Howdy, this is Dan Rather," ....... "For now, adios."
Ok..FReepers,we can do better than "Howdy" and "Adios"!
For all those that have "always dreamed" of helping Dan create a voice-mail message/greeting, here's your chance.
[Contest winners will not be contacted by e-mail, and do not have to provide valid proof of address or citizenship to enter cause there are NO Prizes! All FReepers and their immediate families may participate in the HELP RATHER RECORD A VOICE MAIL GREETING CONTEST.]
To: fight_truth_decay
"Howdy, this is Dan Rather. This greeting is fake, but accurate. Have a nice day."
2 posted on
03/30/2005 7:28:53 AM PST by
TheBigB
(TheBigB and Fierce Allegance -- the Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild of FR!)
To: fight_truth_decay
his new voice mail greeting which opens with, Wild Turkey A n excerpt from Shister's March 29 column, which was highlighted Tuesday on Romenesko's Web page Huh?
3 posted on
03/30/2005 7:29:07 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: fight_truth_decay
CBS hopes he will boost the ratings of 60Wednesday? ummm... like he did for CBSsnooze?
4 posted on
03/30/2005 7:30:39 AM PST by
Mr. K
("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
To: fight_truth_decay
People are pumped up. He's a big figure, and he means a lot to the people working here. These folks are treading water, and Moonves has thrown them an anchor.
5 posted on
03/30/2005 7:31:30 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: fight_truth_decay
"Hi... this is Dan Rather, and you've reached my voice mail... please press '1' if you wish to leave a copy of today's DNC talking points... press '2' if you have fake documents about Republicans... press '3' for the frquency, Kenneth..."
6 posted on
03/30/2005 7:34:42 AM PST by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: fight_truth_decay
Howdy...this is Dan...I'd rather not come to the phone right now, see, but I know I'll have to listen to your BS eventually, so I'll give you a choice...record a message at the beep, or run down to your local Kinko's and fax it to my executive producer, and remember, Scourge
8 posted on
03/30/2005 3:41:29 PM PST by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
To: fight_truth_decay
I'm glad CBS kept him on. They might have retained some semblance of credibility if they had fired him.
9 posted on
03/30/2005 8:54:51 PM PST by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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