ANDRE LENOGE: "Where is Congress? Where are the Senators? Where are the Supeme Judges?
Nobody knows. Washington DC is empty. No one of ethics is there.
There has only been only one case like this in all of American history.
That was Roanoke Island, North Carolina in 1587 when everyone disappeared. Every man, woman and child.
Hope is dimming for the missing ethical residents of the US Congress.
Today the Congress is quiet, empty of sentient people
but there is word carved on the side of the back wall of the Senate Chamber, "Croaton".
No one knows what it means. Maybe its a place favored for pork?
Maybe it is a hex to call Satan from evil Pinellas County, Florida. No one knows.
But I do know one thing. Congress will ALL need to be replaced in the next election."
Senators (in Unison): "We are sorry Judge Greer. We are sorry Judge Greer. We will give you what you want.
We are so sorry Judge Greer. Please take our respect and our children.
Starve them. Cremate them. Feed them to your seeing-eye dogs. Oh Judge Greer, we worship you and will all give you anything you want."
Judgenfuhrer Greer: "As of today, March 30, the US Congress and its toliet paper subpoenas
are NOTHING but pussies and a bucket of warm spit.
I freely micturate on 18 USC Section 1505 and Title 2 of the US code
before the entire world. Now bow or you will be triple organ donor tomorrow."
Judgenfuhrer Greer: "We are well aware that ordering death by starvation
is identical to the torture-penalty
delivered to the innocent trying to escape Auschwitz, and the other, Crematoria.
But you know what? I really get off on the suffering of innocents.
Attorney Felos gets off on it, too, and makes money from it.
And what's more he spoke to our god who told him, "You are more powerful than you realize.(*)
Imagine that. I get to sign his Motions to kill and serve our god at the same time.
Kinda cool. I get to kill ANYONE with a stroke of my pen and flash of my black-Mullah robe."
(*) pg 182, George Felos's book, "Litigation as Spiritual Practice" (Blue Dolphin Publishing, 2002)
