OK...
Eighteen (18) percent of all riders call in sick to work at least once a year to go riding.
65% of all harley riders and 95% of my riding partners are too old to work, to cranky to answer questions, to scary to be interviewed without firearms nearby and arguably the hungriest group of people Ive ever had the pleasure to grow old with :-)
(Change it around since the last one, didn't want you to snort your corflakes thru your nose again. :-)