[streetpreacher]

"...could be hit by killer tsunamis at any time between now and the next 10,000 years"

That's very specific forecasting, isn't it? Bwah! The killer meteor will hit us before then!

[Grateful One]

The killer meteor will kill us by then........

No need to worry friends, solution is forthcoming. Hillary to anounce plan to prevent killer wave from ever reaching our shores. Requires placing Ted Kennedy in permanent residency at bar on Chappaquidick. More details later.