My wife thinks you're a genius for that Cochranism. It's already been passed on to a friend in Arizona she happened to be on the phone with when I reported it to her.
Oh, dear! I just read the "Cochranism". I think it is poor taste to bring it up 8 posts into a thread about the death of Johnnie Cochran, but still...I can't help it, it's funny as hell, ROFL!