[Rokke]

This thing is already making the rounds at work. Here is the latest revision.

I swear I will not run with scissors . . .
I swear I will not play with matches . . .
I swear I will not cross without looking in both directions . . .

I swear that I am confident that my Marines will not run with scissors . . .
I swear that I am confident that my Marines will not play with matches . . .
I swear that I am confident that my Marines will not cross without looking in both directions . . .

[grace522]

You must be sitting alert and have too much time on your hands. Stop stealing my thunder and go to bed!!