Since I'm too lazy to put it together this afternoon, please accept this post as a placeholder for a copy-and-paste thousand-line post, with four pictures and an animated graphic of the American flag, flaming you as a DU troll.
Actually, I'd LOVE to be able to argue the Bible, rather than jury instructions that are about as interesting as VCR programing directions. But I'd like to know ahead of time that's what the jury was going to be considering :-)