[kpp_kpp]

For all who can't read fine print...

Satire

[SlowBoat407]

I thought it had to be satire after reading earlier reports of her vicious comments about the President. Outside of that, though, there's nothing outrageous enough to flag it as a satirical piece. Maybe it's just because we expect wierdness and obsession over relationships coming out of Hollywood.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

For all those who can't write satire:

MOCKERY or HUMOR must be evident.

This article has no satirical or humorous elements whatsoever.