I wish I could figure out a way to help these fools part with their money.
Maybe sell them a F*** Capitalism tee.
Its not that hard.
Write a phony book about PNAC and the "conspiracy", make up lots of crazy stuff involving Bush, Rove, Cheney and Haliburton, then sell it to them.
These guys are conspiracy obsessed nuts who will believe anything about the GOP, no matter how ludicrous is sounds, and they will pay money for anything that reinforces their thinking, you can make patches, books, nothing is to absurd that you can't milk them out of cash (what little they have).