What have you done important lately? You are not going to get any better either. We ought to remove you from food and drink.
Actually, I keep a lot of illegal Mexicans employed at a nearby restaurant. I don't turn them in, even though I know for a fact they are illegals.
I saved my neighbor's cat from a tree last week.
I am teaching my roommate to play poker.
I educate people like you. Well, I try.
I work and pay taxes.
I vote.
I fund my own life and pay my own medical insurance.
I was also bright enough to have drafted a living will a few years ago.
How about them apples, Sunshine?
Your turn.