When I was a young, goofy kid...I nearly joined the ACLU. Then they filed a suit on behalf of hookers demanding they receive ERISA benefits--retirement, health insurance. Now this may have flown in Vegas, but these hookers were "employed" in states where the practice was illegal.
It was then I concluded "these people are nuts". So I never joined and wouldn't even if tortured. I should thank them for pursuing that or I may have wound up a victim...err, I mean member.
What's next? Unemployment benefits for thieves in prison not earning "a living" because of their imprisonment?