Somebody should have pulled this brain dead turnip's plug along time ago. Of course, I'm referring to Maureen Dowd.
Dear Mo,
After having read your various screeds over the years, I have come to the conclusion you are without doubt brain dead. I have petitioned Judge George Greer to withhold all forms of nutrition and hydration. It's for your own good as well as society's.
Please accept your fate without complaint. Please do not ask the courts, the Congress, the President or the Governor for releif. Please do not complain about your rights as an American citizen being violated. You don't respect those rights for others, I don't respect those rights for you.
Sincerely,