Lots of Scientology security guards roam amongst the cult's downtown properties, and from a distance they look very much like police, shoulder-clipped radio microphones and all.
"If you are accosted by a uniformed patrol in Occupied Clearwater, you should demand to know if they are with the Clearwater Police while paying close attention to the insignia on the uniform. If they DO claim to be with CPD, but you notice "Security", "Flag", "FSO", or "Scientology" on the uniform, go immediately to police headquarters on Pierce Street and report the offender for impersonating a police officer. Note that Scientology security guards do NOT have the authority to detain citizens."
They have their own cops?!?
I feel like I woke up in another country!!!!!!!