I do too! That's one reason why I love to read the Sun....they seem to delight in taking every possible opportunity to use British Backwards Slang, Cockney Rhyming Slang and a variety of other slang effects that spice up the articles and, to this Stoat's ears, make for a captivating read.
That Luke kid looks like he could dye his hair blond and join the Children of the Damned.