"Evolution has way too many holes in it's theories for me to teach it to children."
The real world is a complicated place - best not to confuse the little ones with science where things are uncertain, approximate or incomplete. And who needs Newton or Einstien? Their theories are too complicated and full of holes anyways. In any case, once our adversaries have overtaken us technologically we can just resort to throwing Bibles at them - that'll show 'em.
You don't teach a kid quantum theory. You teach them basic physics first.
You don't start a kid off with abiogenesis. The idea is ridiculous even to me, and I understand the concept! You teach them that things are here. And those things have a reason for being here. You fill in the holes with suggestions from the scientific community.
I'm surprised at the amount of anti-Christ support in this country. I guess hating Christians is the new age wave, aye?
Some people simply will not allow others free thought about our origin because they disagree with anything other than their own self creation and worship. It's pretty sad really. Thought control is a terrible thing.