I'll give you my wrinkle cream. It doesn't work anyway..but the sad part is how easily I was suckered into TRYING it.
Signed,
A fellow LOL (Little Old Lady)
I am going to take a shower and lather on my wrinkle cream and contemplate how glad I am to be alive and how glad my husband and childre and grandchildren are alive and healthy.
And think about the best way to visit hell on Felos, MS and Judge "bad combover" Greer.
I think we can move beyond despair and grief and devote ourself to avenging this. When you are old, you have time to plot.