I know there is a that old joke about lawyers in Hell, but I think about this quite a few judges will be joining them in due time.
If you went to hell you'd find lawyers but you wouldn't see any judges. To find them you'd have to lift the devils tail and shine a light up his anus. Apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer.
This seems like a good day for a "lawyer" joke:
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: "Your honor."