No Jail for Tree Lovebirds

NY Daily News ^ | 3.23.2005 | Barbara Ross

[headsonpikes]

preoperative transsexual

If the progressive social theorists dominating the universities ever grab hold of the levers of government, we might all be categorized that way by the U.S. Department of Gender Assignment.

[Darksheare]

Yup, it was a year ago that they were swinging in the tree doing the talk that lover's do.

How horrific.
No jail?
Probably because of their 'alternate lifestyle'.

[ErnBatavia]

I know it's just wishful thinking, but that almost looks like poison ivy winding through that tree...

[mountaineer]

"Woodpecker" alert, and I don't mean

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I heard this story on WABC, earlier this morning.

For some odd reason, I see an NEA grant in this couple's future.

(Pronounced eye roll.)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

[Darksheare]

Probably.
Complete NEA grant and promotional material printed as well.

[Hatteras]

I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Pull it out! Pull it out! Pull it out! Re -- move it!"

I took my finger from the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Re -- place it!"

I stuck my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "BLESS MY SOUL!
Turn it round! Turn it round! Turn it round! Re -- volve it!"

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(sniff, sniff, sniff) Reeeeee-volting...

[Delmont]

Out here in Washington there has been some conflict about hunting and shooting tree'd Bear and Cougars. I agree about shooting innocent animals but maybe this should be a new sport, hunting lovebirds....

[Delmont]

Out here in Washington there has been some conflict about hunting and shooting tree'd Bear and Cougars. I agree about shooting innocent animals but maybe this should be a new sport, hunting lovebirds....and leaving the carcass for the Vultures..

[Dan from Michigan]

I remember that story. I seem to remember a comment about spraying a hose or something too. "Hey! Get outta the tree."

Why do all these homos have to show everything out in front of God and everybody! Getting a room is not too much to ask.

[Dan from Michigan]

Or MTV

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preoperative transsexual

Transgenderonormative terminology

[hellinahandcart]

("Marsa Stert is a britch and and I sit on the exhange")

I musta missed a heck of a thread. :(