Perhaps "Der shlickmiester"!
HE could work around the woes of the UN issues after all, right?
You know what's pathetic? The US would actually be better off with Clinton as Secretary-General than any of the other conceivable candidates. Even ol' Billy-Jeff isn't as venial, corrupt, anti-American and anti-Semitic as the typical UN bureaucrat. For instance, yeah, sure, Bill raped a grown woman or two in his day, but at least he didn't rape any 9-year-old boys. Half a loaf is better than none, right?
HUSH YO' MOUTH! There is NO situation which 'Der Schlickmeister' cannot make INFINITELY worse. ;>}
Oh, and look at all the fillies and little heifers "Der shlickmeister" has to pick from WOOO WEEE