"Confirms my first impression." - Good!
"If I stop laughing I might start screaming." - Does Work! Does not make us mad.
When my daughter was little, I called her Salamander. Makes your name easy to remember and it has fond memories.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1368664/posts?page=2
It's a bit dry, but as we're seeing, procedure often trumps justice.