Well, I subscribe to the Super (G) String Theory
No no, strings are indicative of yarn. Yarn is indicative of sewing. Therefore, girls associate string theory with sewing, a traditional and WRONG, do you hear me WRONG, chore of women. Just cause the weaker sex was to lazy to spend hours in spinebending work meant our foremothers had to suffer. And string theory is CLEARLY a continuation of this.
We should name it some thing nuetral, Like Men are Weak and Should Bow to Us.... um, theory.
(sarcasm)