I intended to post a public comment to the "seller", but didn't know anything about that feature (new to me!) and ended up privately e-mailing him. Here's the messages:
"No, are *you* really this *sick* and cavalier? Your joke is grotesque. And inappropriate on eBay, regardless."
...............
"Shut up."
....in my inbox.
Also, my thread at the eBay boards about this auction was deleted and I was sent a warning by eBay! What crappola!
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