The Eternal Optimist: John Kerry is on the road again, listing excuses for losing in 2004

Time Magazine ^ | 3/28 issue | PERRY BACON JR.

[Joe Boucher]

Has this gigalo released his entire military record yet?
He said he would.
Are we to believe he is a liar as well as a jerk?

[glockmeister40]

"We actually won in the battleground states, before we lost" Kerry said.

[WarPaint]

When does he do Senate things? Does being a Senator mean grabbing a paycheck then hitting the road?

MA voters are insane! I know... I lived there. When I was growing up they elected men in jail cells, like being in jail was a badge of honor.

[IonInsights]

pathological delusionment.

[TX Bluebonnet]

The Eternal Optimist
John Kerry is on the road again, listing excuses for losing in 2004 and looking like a 2008 campaigner

Wow, I can't believe this is the actual title of the Time article. LOL

[cibco]

I've personally sent him 5 SF180's since before the election, with the last one going about three weeks ago. He has no excuse.

[Mr. K]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Thank goodness for half a football stadium somewhere in Ohio.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Vote for Pedro............ he'll offer you his protection

[G-dzilla]

At least Dean is funny in a perverse sort of way. Dear G-d how I wish Kerry would just fade quietly back into the congressional woodwork...

[NeoCaveman]

Vote for Pedro

Pedro who? Pedro Martinez?

[Young Werther]

Dandy Don Meredith, while working with Gifford and Cosell would often say, "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas!"

Or to quote a song from the F'n Kerry era, "When the moon is in the second house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars....."

Well John this isn't the age of Aquarious and you are a dumbocrap! So sorry!

[armymarinemom]

SHUT UP KERRY!!! America didn't want you because we wanted a President who could produce purple fingers instead of purple Tutus.

[gop_gene]

Kerry is spinning thru' his teeth and he knows it. Bush did have big liabilities--the Iraq war, lack of WMD's, ho-hum economy (or at least a perception thereof), high gas prices, awful 1st debate, etc.--that he "should" have lost, at least in theory. Good thing Kerry ran a less than inspiring campaign and was such a turn-off as a person and a candidate that enough people couldn't bring themselves to vote for him to put him over the top.

[JLO]

Don't forget MeekOneGOP's photo!

[joyce11111]

Kerry is a whiner just like algore was.

[MeekOneGOP]

My photo?? This one??

My thanks to BulletBobCo for the concept of this
pic and to Conspiracy Guy for the captions!

[REPANDPROUDOFIT]

Kerry wants to allow any citizen to register to vote on Election Day

I will never understand how anyone can even begin to think this is a good idea. Sheesh!

[BykrBayb]

Hanoi Kerry is not done!

He's getting there (thank you), but he still has a ways to go.

[JLO]

This one is my all-time favorite, courtesy of FReeper Prime Choice.