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This is a tragic story.
1 posted on 03/19/2005 8:17:21 AM PST by RobFromGa
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To: RobFromGa

They better never give them animals Internet access.


2 posted on 03/19/2005 8:18:49 AM PST by JusPasenThru (http://giinthesky.blogspot.com/)
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To: RobFromGa
Those RUSSIANS!!! Barbarians!!!

How DARE they do such an awful thing to those monkeys. The Gulag Monkey Business strikes again!

3 posted on 03/19/2005 8:19:26 AM PST by starfish923
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To: RobFromGa
Next, they'll take away their wine and garlic rations.
Barbarians!!! I KNEW it all along!
5 posted on 03/19/2005 8:20:24 AM PST by starfish923
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To: RobFromGa
Were they Vidalia Onions? Those can be addictive.

(born@macon.ga)

6 posted on 03/19/2005 8:20:57 AM PST by real saxophonist (Semper Fi)
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To: RobFromGa

Well I guess its time to make onions a controlled substance and add it to the list of things that should be seized in the War on Drugs.

A possible new TV ad could be -> "This is your breath....this is your breath on onions."

LOL


8 posted on 03/19/2005 8:23:44 AM PST by Lawdoc
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To: RobFromGa
I wonder if they like Altoids after eating onions.


10 posted on 03/19/2005 8:24:55 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: RobFromGa

"Will sing for Onions"

12 posted on 03/19/2005 8:27:01 AM PST by Cagey (As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!")
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To: RobFromGa
"Three hamadryads are said to be responsible for the protest action and other monkeys had to obey them...

HUH?
Those must be some tough monkeys?!?

13 posted on 03/19/2005 8:27:34 AM PST by Condor51 (Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
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To: RobFromGa
Hands up! Give me the onions NOW!

hehe.

14 posted on 03/19/2005 8:27:58 AM PST by LibKill (Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: RobFromGa

What's up with monkeys? Thet've been getting awfully uppity lately.


16 posted on 03/19/2005 8:30:06 AM PST by Semper Paratus (:)
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To: RobFromGa

They better issue them some mints along with the onions....
you know, when these primates get intimate.


17 posted on 03/19/2005 8:31:04 AM PST by americanSoul (Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. Live Free or Die. I should be in New Hampshire.)
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To: RobFromGa

I personally wouldn't want to go through onion withdrawal, sauerkraut was bad enough ;-)


18 posted on 03/19/2005 8:33:47 AM PST by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: RobFromGa

I had to go back and check the source and make sure this wasn't from The Onion!


20 posted on 03/19/2005 8:39:42 AM PST by Arkie2
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To: RobFromGa

Did anyone spank the monkey?


21 posted on 03/19/2005 8:40:45 AM PST by Drango (All my ideas, good or bad, are stolen from other FReepers)
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To: RobFromGa
Monkeys went on a hunger strike in a Russian zoo because handlers were not satisfying an addiction for onions.

Bolsheviks!

24 posted on 03/19/2005 8:45:09 AM PST by LoneRangerMassachusetts (Some say what's good for others, the others make the goods; it's the meddlers against the peddlers)
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To: Slings and Arrows

this is not a ping.


25 posted on 03/19/2005 8:46:31 AM PST by glock rocks (For the love of all that's good and decent, don't try this at home.)
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To: RobFromGa; Petronski; Tijeras_Slim; beyond the sea
Monkeys went on a hunger strike in a Russian zoo

"Give us what we want, or we refuse to fling poo and masturbate!"

26 posted on 03/19/2005 8:51:52 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: RobFromGa

I'm at the point now where I get upset if a restaurant cannot serve me sauteed mushrooms and onions with my steak. Should I be worried?


30 posted on 03/19/2005 8:59:35 AM PST by SamAdams76 (Bush Announces Exit Strategy For Iraq: 'We'll Go Through Iran")
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To: RobFromGa

There is a rumor that the onions were withheld because they make Monkey Breath smell even worse.


35 posted on 03/19/2005 9:13:04 AM PST by henderson field
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Onions are addictive?

Well, they are to me.

How long till the DEA puts Onions on the prohibited list and asks for more money for the War on Drugs?

So9

37 posted on 03/19/2005 9:23:08 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (Goldwater Republican)
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