WOW, thanks for posting that. It would be pretty darn funny if it wasn't so scary. He really shot himself by accident? I thought from reading the article he did it on purpose. Oy, what a klutz! And whoever is shouting "Put it down, PUT IT DOWN!" when he has the assistant pick up the REALLY BIG gun, certainly had the right idea.
Desk duty looks like the best place for this fellow.
How the heck did he get a job with the DEA? Maybe he used to be an informant?
cleaning the kennels at the dog pound is the best job for him if he stays on, but i fear he is going to medically retire with a handsome pension and some really serious "war stories" to tell about how he got shot in the line of duty.