My wife and I were sitting in a Thai restaurant next to a nice young couple with a beautiful baby in a baby carrier. We told them they had a beautiful baby. They left and a threesome sat down at the same table bringing another baby in a carrier. We told them how the people who had just left also had a little baby with them. This mother looked at us and with complete authority said (dead serious), "Well that other baby could not have been as beautiful as mine." (Trophy baby?)
Actually, my wife and I later laughed privately, agreeing we thought the first baby was more beautiful.