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Burning Cow Dung Starts Colorado Wildfire
ap ^ | 3-18-05

Posted on 03/18/2005 3:54:31 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

Burning Cow Dung Starts Colorado Wildfire

27 minutes ago Strange News - AP

LONGMONT, Colo. - Authorities are investigating whether Forest Service workers can be charged with arson for a 900-acre wildfire that was ignited after gusty winds carried flaming cow dung outside a controlled burn site.

Weld County District Attorney Ken Buck said he received several complaints from farmers and ranchers in the Pawnee National Grassland area, where the Forest Service was conducting a controlled burn of prairie weeds March 11.

Callers complained the fire shouldn't have been set because of high winds, and that the fire endangered farm property.

The sheriff's office this week agreed to investigate. District Ranger Steve Currey said Forest Service officials also are investigating.

Currey said the Forest Service will have to replace 14 power poles and a fence damaged in the fire.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crap; fire; hatewhenthathappens; jalapenos; wildfires
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Holy crap!
1 posted on 03/18/2005 3:54:31 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan
What a bunch of bulls**t this is.
2 posted on 03/18/2005 3:57:13 PM PST by RichInOC (...somebody had to say it...why not me?)
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To: Dan from Michigan
When I was in high school we smoked camel dung.

Someone told us it would get us high.

We were misinformed.

3 posted on 03/18/2005 3:57:43 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan
Apparently, it's......

Holy flying crap!

LVM

4 posted on 03/18/2005 3:58:30 PM PST by LasVegasMac ("God. Guts. Guns. I don't call 911." (bumper sticker))
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To: billorites
So what you're saying is that you wouldn't walk a mile for a camel?
5 posted on 03/18/2005 3:59:36 PM PST by RichInOC (...I'm a bad man. I'm a very bad man....)
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To: Dan from Michigan
after gusty winds carried flaming cow dung

"If you can dodge flaming cow crap, you can dodge a ball!"

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

6 posted on 03/18/2005 3:59:55 PM PST by mhking (If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I hate it when that happens.


7 posted on 03/18/2005 4:01:12 PM PST by Redcloak (There is no "I" in team. But then again, there is no "us" in it either. There is "meat" however.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

who lit churchhill on fire?


8 posted on 03/18/2005 4:03:41 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Keep drilling. Mother Nature will make more.)
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To: Redcloak
Suspects identified in South Park, Colorado


9 posted on 03/18/2005 4:03:57 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Not too smart burning with the wind gusting.

I once got a pretty good field fire going,the local paper had a picture of this 40 acre blackened field with fire trucks out in the middle.

Caption was `Example of careless burning`

Cured me.


10 posted on 03/18/2005 4:04:34 PM PST by tnfarmer
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To: Dan from Michigan

Ten posts and no reference to Senator "Dungheap" Harkin


11 posted on 03/18/2005 4:06:13 PM PST by Ben Hecks
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To: billorites

Got me. LOL!


12 posted on 03/18/2005 4:08:29 PM PST by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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To: RichInOC

13 posted on 03/18/2005 4:10:02 PM PST by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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To: smoothsailing
Sorry, but I HAD to photoshop that one:
 
 

14 posted on 03/18/2005 4:24:10 PM PST by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Lokibob

GO FOR IT! 8^)


15 posted on 03/18/2005 4:37:49 PM PST by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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To: billorites

Were did you get camel dung?


16 posted on 03/18/2005 5:37:33 PM PST by doc1019
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To: doc1019
"Were did you get camel dung?"

Spencer's Gifts at the mall.

Good shit.

17 posted on 03/18/2005 5:43:12 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Once again proving that the U.S. Forest Service is full of morons. I hope they sue them for their houses and their pensions.


18 posted on 03/18/2005 5:52:30 PM PST by henderson field
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To: Dan from Michigan
Currey said the Forest Service will have to replace 14 power poles and a fence damaged in the fire

WRONG! Us taxpayers will have to pay them to replace the power poles and fence.

Let me tell you folks a few things about our local Forest Circus here in Pawnee National Grasslands. I was driving through Ault, Colorado on the way home the 11th. The wind was howling, and there at the gas station were all these Forest Circus fire fighters. They looked tired and dirty, with their 4x4 fire trucks, and mostly just stood around bullsh**ing. Now I know why.

It was way too windy to burn anything. Pawnee National Grassland is for one purpose only, to drive by on the highway and look at it. Multiple use is extreemly limited, and they have all kinds of Forest Circus rangers patrolling the place. Except when they are all at the gas station bullsh**ing.

19 posted on 03/18/2005 6:20:58 PM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: doc1019; billorites

He left his stash out on the table and the big mother ate it.

Had to follow him around with a garbage bag for three days, man...


20 posted on 03/18/2005 6:43:59 PM PST by RichInOC (...first gear...second gear...)
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