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To: franksolich

Tax dodging taxi drivers?

Now is the perfect time to tell the story about the fight between the Somalian and the Norwegian taxi drivers.

Pity that I am too drunk.

Unfortunately, I am a bit too tipsy at the moment, and I am on my way out.

BTW: You might be interested: Unfortunately, I managed to insult Lizol and gregor something on from Poland. I promise you that I intended no such thing. But, anyways, because of that I looked up the money transfers that Norway does to the EU as a price to stay out of the EU. We pay around 300 million dollars a year, about which 138 million dollars goes to Poland.

But here is the thing: There is trouble now, because the Polish are just taking the money and using it for whatever they want... But, the Norwegian government had earmarked quite a lot of it to go to saving the Bison in Poland.

So, now there is an international conflict between Norway and Poland about Bison.

Weird, how the world turns out to be sometimes :-)

Cheers,

Euro


4 posted on 03/18/2005 2:54:57 PM PST by Eurotwit
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To: Eurotwit

It does not surprise me.

The deal is, the guys from Poland who run the Eastern European ping list--probably the best put-together and most-aesthetic ping list on Free Republic--have such awesome talents, but alas the current political and economic situation in Poland does not give them the freedom, the opportunities, the finances, given you and me--but one of course hopes it pleases God that this changes.

This is why, if I won the Powerball lottery, I would purchase an advertising agency, and import all these guys on the Eastern European ping list from Poland, so as to give them the chance to become wealthy, and to make myself even wealthier.

Given our temperaments and personalities, this would be an ideal set-up; I would be the "idea man," lurking in the shadows, invisible to all, while these guys could schmooze and schmalz with the clients--wining and dining the men, being nice to the pretty girls, that sort of thing.....which is of course 99% of the advertising business.


5 posted on 03/18/2005 3:11:22 PM PST by franksolich (look for the "made in Norway" label on the can of fish)
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