I think a monorail running along the battlelines would be nice, that way we could have airconditioning and not disturb the happy trees and smiling deer.
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Audbinville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?