[Doc Savage]

14. Michael Jackson's Face. Physicists at Los Alamos have concluded, based on exhaustive scientific analysis that Michael Jackson's face is the result of a macrogenetic fusion of Liz Taylor's ass and DNA from the Planet of the Apes.

A series of dermatological excisions have produced cells which are clearly unrelated to any known species on earth, leading theoretical physicist Jennifer Lopez of San Andreas University to speculate that Jackson may be a previously unknown life form from the X-Files.

[bannie]

Michael Jackson's face is the result of a macrogenetic fusion of Liz Taylor's ass and DNA from the Planet of the Apes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...PERFECT description! His monkey mouth area is pathetic--not human-looking, at all!