I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on post-coital refusal. Supposedly she was a very long-term girlfriend who dumped him when she found out that he'd gotten another girl pregnant.
Maybe the dope, the cooler full of beer and food, and the machine gun, and the duct tape were his idea of a romantic reconciliation...but, understandably, she didn't agree.
ROFL
I would have included a couple of early 'Three Stooges' shorts to watch to seal the deal.
;-)