[RichInOC]

Cheryl, Britney and Jennifer might very well be hos, but they're attractive hos. And there's at least a decent chance that in about twenty or twenty-five years, when they're your age now, they're still going to be attractive.

You, on the other hand, were an ugly-ass ho when you were young, and you've gone straight downhill from there. See, that's why I don't understand what happened with Chastity. If I were a girl, and I had a mama that ugly, that'd tend to turn me off women, not on to 'em.

[RichInOC]

...oops. That's right, Cheryl, you're coming up on sixty.

Oh, well, I bet Brit and J will still be hotter at sixty than you are.