From: Most Learned Neoconservative Elder of Zion #5
To: Sinister Neoconservative Cabal
Subj: WORLD BANK NOMINATION & GENERAL INFO
1. A special congratulations to Paul Wolfowitz (aka MLNEZ #3) on being nominated to head the World Bank. Our ever-more-powerful conspiracy is moving up in the world! I wish Paul the best of luck in his new position.
2. As a result of the vacancy in the MLNEZ #3 position, we will be conducting an "internal hire" effort. If interested, please submit a resume to Marsha in Human Resources.
3. Softball league signups are underway--see Deputy Assitant MLNEZ #98 if you're interested.
4. If the weather stays nice (subtle hint to Deputy MLNEZ #71--quit playing around with the weather control machine, already) we're looking to have a picnic April 2nd, out in Area 51. We're going to have UFO rides for the kids, so bring the family.
Sincerely,
MLNEZ #5
This appointment must be giving Robert Fisk, er, fits.