"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."-- Thomas Jefferson to John Taylor, May 28, 1816
"I've been boffing one of my slaves and I can't get over the fact that she...she feels so human even if she 3/5ths."
Thomas Jefferson note to self, 1794