Not one house in my neighborhood nor in the surrounding area has burned down or even caught fire. However, more than a few couples in the neighborhood have experienced divorce. This leads me to believe that divorces are more common than house fires.
I'm willing to bet that not one of those couples planned on getting divorced. Not one. But it still happened.
"Till death do us part": should be changed to "till you leave me for your younger secretary/gardner, or I get sick of you/ till I stop liking you.