Better yet, look across the river! Camden is currently the murder capital of the country, and it is damn near impossible to get a gun living there.
Puuuleezzeee, I live in the city, I have a 19 year old son that tells me he can buy a gun in a matter of 30 minutes anywhere!
Dear Slick Eddy,
I am a terrible mayor, and can't stand all these pro-life, pro-gun patriotic flag-waving Americans in Pennsylvania. If it weren't for us in Philadelphia, this state would have voted for that war criminal George Bush and his buddies at Halliburton. I've decided to secede from Pennsylvania and join New Jersey, where no level of corruption will keep me from public office, unless I am gay.
Yours,
Da Street
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!