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To: FeliciaCat

"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That`s why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Cliff Claven


9 posted on 03/15/2005 1:09:46 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (“Every time a system is made foolproof - a new class of fool emerges.”)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LoL!


12 posted on 03/15/2005 1:13:29 PM PST by FeliciaCat
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To: Fierce Allegiance

The great wisdom of the Grand Claven is second only to that of Master Yoda.


15 posted on 03/15/2005 1:17:24 PM PST by Anvilhead
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