[Danae]

I just called Senator Harry Reid's office. Said I heard he was threatening to shut down the senate. Asked if the senator was hoping for a fat girl in a thong to bring him pizza while the senate was shut down. The poor guy on the phone just burst out laughing....said he didn't think so. I said, why not, it worked for clinton. NO! You didn't! Really!!???!!! ROTFLMsillyAO!!!! Oh now that is just too classic! Absolutely PERFECT! Oh good lord! Do you have that on tape??? Oh what a precious wav file that would be!!!!! ROFL!!!

[OldFriend]

Am a complete tehno-dummie. But I do have a toll free number for the US Capitol and make at least one call a day.

I-877-762-8762

The best previous call I made was to Kennedy's office.

Sweetly began with the aide, telling him I had heard the Senator was concerned about the President's exit strategy for Iraq. He said yes, and gave me his spiel, then I very sweetly asked if the Senator had had an exit strategy for Mary Jo Kopechne.

I thought the aide would have a stroke......he screamed at me that WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT!!!

I told him I WAS.....and hung up.