[Mr. Mojo]

"There I was, trying to be in my Zen place," she said of that final, bad, caffeine-induced moment.

That's her trouble right there -- "trying" and Zen just don't go together.

[SIDENET]

I was going to comment on the "trying to be in my Zen place" comment, but got sidetracked. Who talks like this? I don't think that caffiene is her biggest problem.