I can't wait for the summer tourist season. When I hear that disgusting language being spoken in a local restaurant I plan to make rude noises of numerous sorts and ask for my table to be changed.
"When I hear that disgusting language being spoken..."
No need for that, the french's tell-tale disgusting SMELL from lack of basic hygiene will be the clue.
You plan to be rude to the French Tourists?
Well, pin a rose on your nose. Do you really think that will show them how wonderful Americans are?