no seriously, I'm not lying. it's been a standing invitation
She's an airhead. A lower level Scientology type would be much more fun to bat it back and forth with. That's the kind of meet up I thought you were alluding to.
No chairs, eh? In that BIG house?
Go, just don't bring anything to eat except the meat of Scripture.
And stay on the first floor by an open window, lest your getaway requires agility and quick thinking.