[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Occasionally, the idea that we are living in a campy SciFi horror film pops up.

[B Knotts]

Beware of the blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of the blob